Nice Slow Sunday...

Today was kinda cool although dan and i were dead broke.. we caught racing stripes.. It's really sweet.. baby zeebras look so goofy! 5 out of 5 stars for the animals actin in it.. not much of a kids movie.. has a wonderful balance of emotion and comedy. David Spade was a fly.. goodness.. yeah and Nina in just shoot me was the bad guy.. she was .. if u ask me.. was playing herself.. only meaner... she was funny and got her just reward in the end. Dustin hoffman and whoopi was kick ass.. mandy more.. a nice sweet show jumping mare; sandy. Her voice really suited the role.

I got an sms from my dad at 8.50pm this evening...

Dad: time 2 come home
me : okay.. by 11pm okay ?(that's my usual time)
Dad: no 10.15
me : okok.. 10.45??
Dad: no 10.00
me : ="(
Dad: see you soon
me : ="""(
Dad: He He He!

Parents these days.. should not teach them how to sms.. anyway.. with V day around the corner.. the couples these days are really showing how 'affectionate' they are. (Dan, Hanif, Man, Said and I saw a girl screaming madly and throwing tantrums at her.. well we're guessing her boyfriend at the orchard mrt east bound platform.)

Girl: I did not say anything!!! (Screaming at the top of her lungs)
Boy : *sits with his head over his ears*
Girl: Who started making fun first!!!?!? *points at the boy* I did everything for you!!! *throws a fit* I did not say anything!!!! *starts crying*
Boy : *Sits with his hands over his ears*

Our train then arrived.. so we get on and we're talking abt it.. Said says.. "maybe she's complaining abt the size of his dick..." Then everything suddenly fell into place....

Girl: I did not say anything!!! (although your dick was so small!!)
Boy : *sits with his head over his ears*
Girl: Who started making fun first!!!?!? *points at the boy* I did everything for you!!! *throws a fit* I did not say anything!!!! *starts crying* (you should get the picture from here onwards...)
Boy : *Sits with his hands over his ears*

Goodness... anyway.. a joke to lighten up the mood...


BRITISH : Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid collision.

U.S.NAVY : Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

BRITISH : Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

U.S.NAVY : This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

BRITISH : Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.

U.S.NAVY : THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR
COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

BRITISH : We are a lighthouse. F*** off


Anyways.. hope you had just as an eventful day as I did.